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Part two (of three) of Seidmadr.

I lifted the phrases “fat fucking wanker” and “Italian stallion” from Vende's brilliant fanart [link] , although the latter seems to be well on its way into being a fandom meme. Lamont would like you to know that he isn't fat, Worth just has issues (and comparing him to Finas is unfair). Iodine is a non-stinging disinfectant that stains synthetic cloth permanently, and the reason Worth stocks it is that it looks filthy and works hardcore. The Black Shuck is an actual myth, which I recommend you check out because it's interesting! And if you don't know about the Hound of Baskervilles, for shame. And Hanna is twenty four, guys, he can drink.

Rated mature for a bit of bodily injury, some language, some socially irresponsible behaviour, and Worth.

Hanna is Not a Boy's name belongs to :iconvert-is-ninja:
and I promise to put everyone back once I'm done playing with them.
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Holy--I don't even--I feel like I should've expected this but I totally didn't and now I can't stop giggling, that is awesome. I had to stop for a minute and think, and literally went "wait, wha--OH, oh, ooooohhh... oh, wow. Okay. Cool."
My surprise and lack of foresight aside, I'm still loving this story. Lamont and Worth! Oh, they were so spot-on, it was great. And like usual Hanna was perfectly adorably Hanna.
I can't even think of proper words, my head is still kinda reeling. Splendid job.